Ok then, i guess im creating a characther sheet for the first Party of
Murderhobbos Adventurers for this
Stupid,
Bizarre, Epic quest to (not) save the Meda of Meido from the
Fat virgin c**ks who only like NTR because they feel better if somebody it's watching their misery evil WeBoos, who only wish to consume everything until there is nothing left. Our (not so) Marvelous Herous and Champions, Rightgeous and Outlaws, Fools and Corpses are:
-Loyd:

A happy trigger, half crazy, half moron, 1/4 (not so) Rightgeous who is dedicated to the highwebman arts of stealing free content because he feels like it. After seeing the worst that any living thing it's capable of, and losing his original home in animemes.net, he finds refuge in Meido, but after seeing the possible outcome of the future of Meido at the Hands of the WeBoos, he
Gets threatened by Kureha to do something or get his ass banned decides to aid in this
stupid glorius quest. Likes to fight with a broadsword and a flint pistol that somehow never seems to run out of ammo.
-Ramdom Murderhobo #8:

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Possible victim non-educated peasant that was laying around a dark alley telling random peaple that he would do ANYTHING for food. Never tell him what happened to the previus 7. Got recruited by Loyd when he relaised that he could use a
Meatshield Sacriface for the Fundashi Orcs companiom for this quest to carry the unreasonable amount of stuff that he picks laying around the floor. Likes to wield a rusty knife with HIV and a Axe he "Found laying a round".
- The Doctor:

A sociopath and a smart, quick witted gentlemen that likes to
kill cut fill his morbid curiosity cure and help peaple for some reason. Likes a lot romantic stuff
wow what a loser. Also, he used to be a priest, but he changed jobs because they are too "Pure" to actually do something and help people that didn't want to join their religion of the saint onisama. So he used his skills of his previus job with a new one with actual medicinal knowledge. Likes to wield around a scythe to scare of idiots whoe think he is the reencarnation of a Apocalypse Horsemann, a handheld scythe to do the same with kids, hamsters and midgets, a hammer because causing masive external bleed wasn't enough, and a knife that he uses to
make autopsys clean his foot fungusoperate his patiances.
-Sir Caput Autem Phalus:

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Blasphemus joke Zealus knight that Loyd and co found with Unko no Kuze, a
Shit fetish obssesive noble Samurai. Loyd found both of them in a duel that was 3 days and 8 hours long, because they were arguing about if wheter tacos should be eated in Mondays or Fridays. The duel ended when Loyd decided to step in and declare that tacos should be eated in saturday, which the knight and the samurai beated Loyd until both were too tired to beat him anymore, then proceeded to made a ceasefire, eating tacos in both days. Loyd could not eat any tacos since the Fu***** murderhobo took the left overs. He is armed with a longsword and a shield. And a banner that he uses like a spear.
-Unko no Kuze:

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Shit fetish obssesive noble Samurai that Loyd and co found with Sir Caput Autem Phalus a
Blasphemus joke Zealus knight. Loyd found both of them in a duel that was 3 days and 8 hours long, because they were arguing about if wheter tacos should be eated in Mondays or Fridays. The duel ended when Loyd decided to step in and declare that tacos should be eated in saturday, which the knight and the samurai beated Loyd until both were too tired to beat him anymore, then proceeded to made a ceasefire, eating tacos in both days. Loyd could not eat any tacos since the Fu***** murderhobo took the left overs. He wields a magic Katana, reminding Loyd every fu***** time to Loyd that he nneds to defeat Paku-tan, a gender bender obssesive ancient evil that wishes to destroy the gender barrier with females, males, and attack choppers.
- Notsohappy guy:

A mercenarie that the Doctor hired because he tought he looked cool. He doesn't speak too much. He wields a crossbow with a bayonette. As well as a machete and some throwing knives. Also likes to see deep into your soul when he is staring at you.
-Kliree "Claire" Nogh:

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Generic Dark Elf in her own quest to save her village of Post Town
wow so original. Gets rescued by the Party after she is ambushed by 18+ bandits, but joins the group because this squad of retards needs a girl or this will not be a RPG. She uses Shadow magic and offensive magic, but nobody gives a shit, because they usually kill anybody before she even uses her shitty debuf magic.
And that all for now i guess. I will be wainting for out GM to give some quest, history or just straight bullsh**. And please somebody else join too....Im felling lonely
